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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Choose Your Own Adventure 

While enjoying Coors Lights and watching a Deadliest Catch marathon this Memorial Day weekend, the SubwayDouchery.com Inbox had the utmost pleasure of receiving the above picture MANY MANY times… Also found out the hard way, it can be hard explaining to family members why receiving a picture of a naked man on a subway is such good news!  

It is basically a Rorschach Choose Your Own Adventure painting. Some might see a man who literally had the BEST NIGHT OF HIS LIFE and is now sleeping it off “dong down” on the subway bench. Some might see a man about town that was overheated and utterly uninhibited trying to cool off in peace. Some may even see a staged photo taken in a time of popular transit Douchery sites, but if you have the brass cajones to smush your naked brass cajones against a subway bench and get a picture… HELL, I’LL POST IT! *

* SubwayDouchery.com is in no way encouraging any of you to get naked on the subway!! **

** … no matter how much fun that may sound!

*** Thank you to anyone and everyone that sent this picture The Douchery way! But special thanks to the first one that got it in (that’s what she said..) Cathryn from the Missjia.tumblr.com. Apparently from twitter @ladyw87 … to all, Keep on Douchin’ ***

i will never sit in a subway seat ever again

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   those thousand words became...my life when I moved...ALWAYS...

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   The subway can be such a scary place. Trust me…I know….

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   LOL, New York City

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    WTF MWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    i will never sit

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    stand when riding

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32. tolbrethil said: It’s written ‘cojones’, not ‘cajones’. (:
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    NIGHTMARE COME TO LIFE.

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